Joe's Crap

Cat's foor iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door.
Twenty-first century schizoid man.

-King Crimson


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 89:
He had classes with Joger, and knew who it was.

"A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a disciple was walking by the inn when she encountered a sage.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to awareness?"
The master picked up a book and hit the student three times.
After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe