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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 89:
"A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One day, a disciple was walking by the inn when she encountered a sage. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to awareness?" The master picked up a book and hit the student three times. After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe