Joe Provo's Web Crap

Life is short
Filled with stuff

-The Cramps


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou artless tickle-brained maggot-pie, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking flap-mouthed pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Nine-Thousand:
He has nine new lives every day!

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest that you hop over to the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications or checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Funky... 
 From A Galaxy Far, Far Away... 
   the latest in Tomy Corp's Blood League line ...
       Luke Skywalker! 

Cheers,
joe